What is Fifty Cent Cigar?
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When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to
As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.
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The state of being an unhappy camper.
There was a general feel of unhappy camperness around the office.
See happy camper, camper, camp..