What is Fifty Is The New Eighty.?
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A middle-aged individual's self-description when feeling old beyond their years
Fifty may seem young to you, now that you've turned forty-five, but I'm telling you, with my bad teeth, and back, and all the pain in my joints, my fifty is the new eighty.
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When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.
Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*
I just wanted to..
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The study of epic events.
I'm going to college this year to major in Epicathology.
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