Fifty Is The New Eighty.

What is Fifty Is The New Eighty.?

1.

A middle-aged individual's self-description when feeling old beyond their years

Fifty may seem young to you, now that you've turned forty-five, but I'm telling you, with my bad teeth, and back, and all the pain in my joints, my fifty is the new eighty.

See aging, spent, ruin, ruined, corruption, decay

19

Random Words:

Hobokey

1. To be a hick. Damn, that's a freakin hobokey town! Close the door, what are you, a hobokey?..

Honghong

1. A hilariously promiscuousspecies of female that derives power from the attraction of other male species. Very Shallow. Very attractive. ..

Haze Bullshit

1. Another term for fake haze passed off as real haze. Pat: "Check out this dub of haze I just bought." Rob: "Looks spraye..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free