What is Fifty Is The New Eighty.?
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A middle-aged individual's self-description when feeling old beyond their years
Fifty may seem young to you, now that you've turned forty-five, but I'm telling you, with my bad teeth, and back, and all the pain in my joints, my fifty is the new eighty.
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Nice try, Sgt., but it stands for Rolling on the floor laughing my god damn ass off you fucking bitch ass piece of shit.
I was rotfflmg..