What is Fifty Is The New Eighty.?
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A middle-aged individual's self-description when feeling old beyond their years
Fifty may seem young to you, now that you've turned forty-five, but I'm telling you, with my bad teeth, and back, and all the pain in my joints, my fifty is the new eighty.
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When a chick has sex with a machine instead of a human.
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sybian, fuck machine, sex-machine
When Brooke gets horny she machi..
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Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.
Remind me to pack a twat shammy in..
