What is Fig Newton?
1.
The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.
Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.
2.
as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"
I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.
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3.
the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth
I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons
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4.
a comback after u say something to ones mom
guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton
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5.
A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"
Look at that bitch made fig newton.
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6.
A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.
we be smokin' dem fig newtons.
will someone bum me a fig newton.
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7.
The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.
I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.
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