Fig Newton Edit Meaning

1.

The most godly food in the universe. The greatest cookie thinger ever. It contains the jam of figs and is covered by a chewy cake bread.

Kevin, eat this fig newton because you are stupid.

2.

as defined by Stewie Griffin "It's like an orgy in my mouth"

I ate a fig newton and it was like an orgy in my mouth.

See figs, newton, jesus

3.

the most addicting cookie ever on the planet earth

I just ate a whole bag of fig newtons

See cookie, gooood, yummy

4.

a comback after u say something to ones mom

guy:guess wat

girl:wat?

guy:ur mom oo fig newton

See burn, told, anal, rape, butt sex

5.

A man that is considered soft or a sissy. "Fruit and Cake"

Look at that bitch made fig newton.

See sissy, pussy, soft, coward, cake

6.

A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.

we be smokin' dem fig newtons.

will someone bum me a fig newton.

See camel, cigarette, figs

7.

The saddest excuse for a cookie. Ever.

I thought I had cookies in my lunch, but Mom gave me frickin' fig newtons damnit.

See it, is, not, a, frickin', cookie, you, tards