What is Fig Newtons?
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The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.
-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?
-Ya mom! What's there to eat?
-Fig Newtons
-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.
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The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!
Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
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A pixel guy character like one used on a mmorpg such as Ragnarok Online, who tries to pick up girls.
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extreme dickcheese. Inspired by "terminal cheesecake", a brit band in the late 80's into the 90's.
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a good for nothin trickster, this is taylors word(s)
brennan is a good for nothin trickster
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