Fig Newtons

What is Fig Newtons?


1.

The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.

-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?

-Ya mom! What's there to eat?

-Fig Newtons

-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.

See fig, newton, cookie, mom, health, pathetic

2.

The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!

Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.


0

Random Words:

1. A term decscribing someone who has great voice control skill, or in other words, able to make accents easy. Guy 1: (with Russian accent..
1. An orgy with animals. Acronym of zoo + orgy. Sharon brought her dogs last night and we started a hot zorgy. See zorgy, zoo, orgy, ani..
1. the perfect time/setting/subject/mood to take a lomo picture The sun is setting and the girl sitting by the dock is wearing a shiny top..