What is Fig Newtons?
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The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.
-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?
-Ya mom! What's there to eat?
-Fig Newtons
-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.
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The greatest cookies on the face of the earth, since cookies were put on the face of the earth! It's a good way of getting your little one's into eating fruit too!
Hey Andi, I'm going to Albee Motors to get a new truck. Wanna come? You can bring Ivy Rose I hear she's a good little Peekie}.
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Old 1980s/ 1990s slang. Meaning 'going out with' or 'going steady with'.
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The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm ..
