Fig Nuts

What is Fig Nuts?

1.

A homosexual male that has a small dick/ small balls, hence the term Fig Nut, which is a small nut

Person #1: Dude I'm fuckin scared

Person #2: Grow some balls fig nuts

See faggot, homo, fag, gay, faggit, idiot, dumb ass, shit head, tosser, wanker

2.

The only term I have heard but was not defined on this website.

Go suck a fatty fig nuts!

See fig newtons

3.

"Fig nuts" is a term popularized by the Adult Swim cartoon "Sealab 2021". Captain Murphy uses this term as an insult to people who he thinks are stupid, ignorant, or annoying.

(On his radio show)

Caller: Hi I'm Larry.

Captain Murphy: Where's Moe and Curly, fig nuts?"

Captain Murphy (responding to profanity): I don't know who you are but I run a clean show here. (Sound of toilet flushing) Maybe this will wash your mouth out, fig nuts."

See fig, nuts, captain, murphy, 2021

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