What is Fig Roll?
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A fine biscuit to have with a nice cup of tea, with the added bonus that they contain all the figgy goodness you need for a healthy lower gut. Due to the biscuity exterior it is never used for figging.
"Say Jimmy, what's that your noshing on?"
"A fig roll, they're divine"
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