What is Figdick?
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Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.
"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"
Random Words:
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Used to describe someone that is an idiot of intense proportions. A schmuck.
That cop was clearly a cock schwaggler..
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Why The Hell Are You Reading This?..
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(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.
The League of Nations
See Kung-Fu Jesus..