What is Figdick?
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Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.
"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"
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To sit on the toilet backwards, facing the cistern. This allows you to crap on the porcelain & not in the water. Why would you want ..
