What is Figdick?
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Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.
"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"
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Haiku dedicated specifically to the "peanuts" character Peppermint Patty; often commenting to her lesbianism.
Peppermint Patt..
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Another name for a ladies kebab.
Jesus Dave, I went down on Felicity last night and got a mouth full of meat lettuce.
See snatch, meat..
