What is Figdick?
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Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.
"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"
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To attack one's crotch in an aggresive manner.
Woah, that chick just got crotch-a-tized!
See attack, crotch, manner, chick, crotc..
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Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the wom..
