Fig-eater Edit Meaning

1. A hand job by a jewish girl that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life. See hand job, jack off, spank it, beat the meat..

1. When someone has failed beyond proportions that would otherwise be considered "Epic", they are stricken with the "Ultimat..

1. To get so drunk that the only course of action is to strap the victim into a helmet so that he or she does not hurt themselves. Like, sa..