Fight A Bear

What is Fight A Bear?

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1. A response to what you will do after you fail at life in order to prove your worth. When you suck at lifeand have nothing left to lose, going off into the wilderness to fight a bear can be the life changing experience you need to turn your life around... unless you die.

2. A response to what you will do after something trivial doesn't go your way. Humorous overreaction.

1. Guy1: What are you going to do if you don't get into any of the schools you applied to?

Guy2: Fight a Bear

2. Guy1: Cool a sports store! I'm gonna get a Pau Gasol Jersey!

Guy2: What if they are out?

Guy1: I guess I'll have to fight a bear

See fail at life, suck at life, soul searching, failure, loser
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