What is Fight The Ass-dragon?
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The act of taking a shit that causes significant burning around one's anus, especially after one has eaten really spicy food.
The shit burns as though there is a Dragon in your ass trying to get out, and the valiant Sir Porcelain (toilet) must fight to protect your Ass from being ravaged by the flame of the Dragon.
"Holy shit dude, I had to fight the ass-dragon all morning after eating those Habanero Peppers!"
"Mmm. Spicy Thai Food." *Four hours later..* "Dear lord! Fetch my shield and sword! I have to fight the ass-dragon!"
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