Fighter

What is Fighter?


1.

Fighter is a proud student of the great Knight; Vargus. In Fighter's Camp '86, he mastered the 12 ZodiaKenshido sword styles. Unfortunately, he failed the class and met Black Mage therefore making Black Mage's life living heck. He is now used as BM's meatshield, loyal companion, and idiot. Fighter does whatever he can to make Black Mage happy, but he always ends up making him angry.

To this day, Fighter continues struggle to perfect Sword-Chucks, two swords attached by a chain.

Fighter is a lovable moron with a heart of gold and the brain of a Sword-Chuck. His deity is Dr. Swordopolis; the very incarnation of sword.

Fighter used two-fisted monkey style attack on a horde of hideous monsters after attempting (and failing) to remember what Vargus had taught him about what to do in an identical situation.

2.

Fighters are a class of Warriors most known for their generality. The Fighter is skilled in all forms of combat, yet he masters none. And yet, the Fighter just may be the deadliest of all the Warriors, for they are extremely adaptable and opportunistic, capable of fighting anywhere at all, no matter what the circumstances may be. Fighters are known for bravery, but wil retreat to fight another day; they have a strict honor code, and yet are capable of great acts of barbarity; they favor using weapons, but can fight just as well with their bare hands if they have to. The Fighter is, by all means, the Jack of All Trades.

The Fighter broke his sword, so he crushed the man's skull.

3.

A person who is not very smart and likes swords, swordchucks, shiny things, shiny swords and shiny swordchucks.

Fighter gave all his money to the old man who flipped him off.

4.

A mighty, manly, mound of muscle and master of Zodiac Kenshido! A Fighter is the paragon of... well... fighting.

Also, it should be noted, Fighters are dumber than a bag of hammers. Often called Meat Shields by Black Mages, these pillars of muscle and sword are undeterred in their duty... save by shiny things.

Fighters fight for all things sharp and shiny... and... and really that is the extent of their ambitions. Sad, huh?

5.

Fighter

n. 1. A person who fights. Similar to a wrestleror mercenary. 2. A class in the game series Final Fantasy, as well as D&D and several other RPGs. 3. A character from 8-bit Theatre, also now the archetype, who likes sword and is a total moron.

1. He's a good fighter.

2. Does your party have a Fighter?

3. Black Mage has a hatred for Fighter.

6.

A stupid, sword loving idiot that is hated by Black Mage, and yet so loveable! He would rather be eaten

by a hideous monster and digested

eighteen times than give up his swords. He created the Sword-Chuck.

"Fighter, does anything anything seem odd to you?"

7.

A very dumb individual whose main quest for life is to find the mystical "Armor of Invincibility". He probably should seek bonus INT points, instead...

"I like swords, yo! Sword-chucks, yo! Yo!"

See Delf


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