What is Fighting Cancer?
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Masturbating.
From the idea that frequent
"I was gonna go out last night, but decided to stay at home and fight cancer instead"
"Every time you fight cancer God kills a kitten. What's worse? Cancer or a dead kitten?"
Random Words:
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adj.
of or having to do with an oxymoron
The concept of a funky white boy is oxymoronic.
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Having a desire for two opposite things...
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A sex partner of either gender who's a bit rough around the edges.
Gwendolyn's a bit of rough stuff. Last night she tore Nige..