Fighting Crime

What is Fighting Crime?

1.

1)when friends have sex, but there is no serious relationship other than friends with benefits; friends with benefits; fuck buddies; fb. Not to be confused with booty calls.

2) a sarcastic answer to stupid or obvious questions.

1)Platano Man and Kitty are always fighting crime, but Platano Man refuses to make her his fulltime sidekick.

2) Captain Obvious aka Mom: You weren't home on time!

Kitty: Really now?

Cpt. Obvious: Yeah! WHERE WERE YOU?

Kitty: I was out fighting crime!

*SLAP*

See sex, friends with benefits, fuck buddies, fb, girlfriend, boyfriend, booty call

2.

Sarcastic answer to any questions regarding ones whereabouts.

Similiar to the explanation "I'm a ninja" to any questions regarding one's abilities.

Why the FUCK are you so latet for my class?

I was out fighting crime.

3.

Used when people are talking about making out but don't want to use the term making out.

Tyler and Pardis are always too busy fighting crime to hang out anymore.

See making out, kissing

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