Fighting The Kraken

What is Fighting The Kraken?

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

See masturbation, jerking off, flogging the dolphin, wanking

Dhbp

1. Dangerously high ball pressure. Occurs when ones load hasn't been blown for a while. Man, I haven't been laid for ages. Got t..

Adnormal

1. Opposite of abnormal. With his right-wing rantings no longer considered unique and threatening to the populace at large, Karl's ma..

Anejohn

1. The anus. Johanna was quite randy, but regretfully, she never allowed me to penetrate her anejohn...

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