Fighting The Kraken

What is Fighting The Kraken?

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

See masturbation, jerking off, flogging the dolphin, wanking

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