Fighting The Kraken

What is Fighting The Kraken?

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

See masturbation, jerking off, flogging the dolphin, wanking

The Strangler

1. The act of a female grabbing a male's scrotum tightly with all fingers except the middle, which is inserted into the rectum. It is ..

Chode Fingers

1. 1. Someone who has really fat fingers Hey Dylan how do you dial a phone with those Chode Fingers. See chode, fat, dylan, fingers, dick..

Roseville Bar Douche

1. Term recently made famous by the Blobots describes the group of males that flood the bars in Roseville (near Sacramento, CA) that never ..

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