What is Figlet Squid?
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Southern slang (Otago, New Zealand) defining a lazy, fat, useless female who does nothing but peer into the depths of the food cupboard and complain about their lack of energy after doing absolutely nothing for the past 12 or so hours.
L.F.U.Female: (yawns) "Oh I'm so tired"
Flatmate: (raises eye-brows) "Why's that? What have you done today?"
L.F.U.Female: "Hmmm not a lot, parked my massive gut on the couch for the entire day and argued with my faggot of a boyfriend, I wanted to have sex with him but we couldn't find paper bags for one another"
Flatmate: Looks away and makes a look of disgust.
L.F.U.Female: "Oh I can't be bothered moving, while you're up you should bring me my chocolate chips"
By stander: "Shit, that bitch is a Figlet Squid!"
See lazy , fat , useless , bitch , female
L.F.U.Female: (yawns) "Oh I'm so tired"
Flatmate: (raises eye-brows) "Why's that? What have you done today?"
L.F.U.Female: "Hmmm not a lot, parked my massive gut on the couch for the entire day and argued with my faggot of a boyfriend, I wanted to have sex with him but we couldn't find paper bags for one another"
Flatmate: Looks away and makes a look of disgust.
L.F.U.Female: "Oh I can't be bothered moving, while you're up you should bring me my chocolate chips"
By stander: "Shit, that bitch is a Figlet Squid!"
