Figs

What is Figs?


1.

FIGS, or "Freshman Idiot Guy Syndrome," refers to the tendency of freshman guys to approach girls under the guise that they are interested in them, but later admit that they would rather have random, meaningless hook-ups than relationships with substance. Idiots. (note: FIGS can be used both to describe the syndrome and the guys suffering from the syndrome).

I'm so sick of all these FIGS that are so desperate to hook-up that they'll fuck anything that moves.

See college, freshmen, guys, hook-ups, idiots

2.

1. An exclamation of mild annoyance to a situation that was not expected.

2. A Fruit

1. Oh figs, I left the cat in the oven.

2. I really fancy a couple of figs right now.

3.

short form of "figures"

a single word expression meant for commenting on a regular occurance, or behavior that is so predictable it's getting funny and/or exasperating.

my mom: I just heard on the news that Britney Spears is pregnant again.

Me: FIGS!

my boyfriend: Wanna do it?

Me: FIIIIIGS!!!!

Me: i'm hungry.... figs.

See bruah, ka, ba, done

4.

Fake, large breasts. Derived from 'tig old bitties', the 'f' representing the fake aspect.

Did you see those Figs? EEE son.

See fig, tig, tits, figs

5.

a nickname given to a significant other to symbolize the love that is shared in the relationship.

fiGs = love.

Hey fiGs, I love you.

See love, hate, lust, lover, nickname


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