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Someone who is legitimately illegitimate.
Your parents divorced, and gave birth to you just so you would be an illitimagitimate bastard..
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The tired and prolapsed ass of a fag.
Used in a discussion about a graphic card: "All i want to know is how far it can be overcloc..
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To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed goph..