What is Figures?
1.
An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).
"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."
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Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.
(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!
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A person of small stature with a high energy level, who is willing to be obnoxious in displaying that high energy level.
Rachel Ray is ..
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Used to describe money of which you are supposted, but havn't paid taxes off
The tax-service found my Uganda Dolars..
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used when you are in a sucky, boring, or simply not fun situation
person 1: this party sucks
person 2: yeah this blows
See this blows..
