What is Figures?
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An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).
"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."
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Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.
(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!
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a girl who comes in as a devout Christian and a Jesus Freak, but eventually ends up being a slut.
Man, I thought Carey was a nice girl ..
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German: sugar rush
A sudden attack of 'retardedness' on the internet, but can also apply to real life.
w00tzorx: Zuckeranstü..
