What is Figures?
1.
An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).
"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."
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2.
Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.
(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!
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act of masturbation
Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.
2.
a slang term used for male masturbation.
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This is when you and your buddy lay the wood to your respective girls...on the same bed
I wanted to see my boys girlfriend's tits,..
