What is Figures?
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An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).
"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."
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Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.
(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!
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When you eat a girl out and she cums. At that moment you are eating peaches and cream
I was eating my girl out and she gave me the peac..
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Surfing the morning after a few too many drinks!
Yeah... i was wearing my liquid wetsuit this morning
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