What is Figures?
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An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).
"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"
"Oh, I forgot."
"Figures."
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Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.
(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!
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Used to describe weather that is extremely hot.
"Man... it's hotter than 400 out here!"..
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A stupid dog. Used when a dog does something stupid. Implies that said dog is as dumb as a doorknob.
Dog refuses to do tricks, then f..
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Sticky, and wriggling love making.
I must find a mate for courting! Squid Love!..
