Figures

What is Figures?


1.

An expression used when someone does something typical for them to do. Usually used in disappointment (in the person, in the situation, and/or in themselves for not predicting it would happen).

"Did you do my laundry like I asked?"

"Oh, I forgot."

"Figures."

See disappointment, typical, predictable, typically, erhard

2.

Used to describe irony, or a situation when one feels nothing else could go wrong.

(when a tire goes flat after visiting the tire dealer) Fuckin' figures!


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