Figurine Fucker

What is Figurine Fucker?


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someone who will screw everything that has at least two legs.

Look at him over there. He screwed Dana, Jake, Ms. Carey and Linus the cow. Yeah he is a figurine fucker.

See incest, sex, beastiality, fuck


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