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A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.
"Shit man,..
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a perfect code word for "sex"
Me and Kelsey were thumb-wrestling last night, but then my parents came home and we had to stop..
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..