Fiji Fruit Salad

What is Fiji Fruit Salad?


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When a blonde Asian female eats a rare Fiji mango. Afterwards, decides to make her male friend a bowl of Fruit Salad with the rare fruit. When she gets to his house, she lays down the bowl and starts to give her male friend a blow-job. Then she proceeds to throw up the chunks of fruit and it mixes with his semen and by mistake he eats it thinking it was the Fruit Salad.

Lin- "How did last night with Yao go?"

Sue Chin- "Alright, but towards the end he was acting funny!"

Lin- "What do you mean?"

Sue Chin- "Well, im not quite sure he liked my Fiji Fruit Salad."

See fruit, salad, vomit, semen, blow job


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