Filch

What is Filch?


1.

v : to steal something small or of little value

To filch from friends and relatives is the mark of a coward.

2.

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

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3.

To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the cum out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the cum. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.

It was just going to be plain sex, but then we decided to filch.

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4.

To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.

-Dude, what's wrong?

-Somebody filched my pizza!


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