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father id like to fuck
ur dads a filf
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"Father I'd Like (to) Fuck” An extremely handsome/sexy dad with a nice butt and a big pant bulge.
Damn girl did you see Tommy’s dad, I don’t care if that man does have grey balls he is still a FILF
“Ummmm like OMG I don’t think that’s gunna fit”
See milf, silf, gilf, milfyway, milfinator, milf and cookies
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The masculine version of a milf. A physically desireable male who has children.
That is a hot father, he's a real filf. I'd like to do him!
See hot daddy
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Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.
After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.
See embarrassex, fat bitched, fat bitch rodeo, fatslapper, fatso fatty butt, fatsquatch, fattastic, fatter than a republican in a tub full of poor people, fatterazzi, fattiebanger, fattire, fattitude, fattle, fattractive, fatty, fatty bingo, fatty fatty 2 by 4, fatty fucker, fatty girl, fatty good, fatty mcbutter pants bonbon style, fatty patty, fatty remorse, fatty-boombalatty, fattybanger, feeder, ffb, flab jockey, flabalanche, flabby abby, flabdomen, flabdominals, flabjob, flabville, frump-a-lump, fuck and chuck, fuck and dump, fuck and flight, fuck and go, fuck and run, fug, fug-hug, full as a fat girls socks, fupa finder, fupa troopa, gross call, ham and bangers, ham show, happy hour hottie, heavy betty, heavy duty, heavy hangers, heavy hitter, heavy snacker, heavy weight champ, hippo cups, hippo farmer, hippo hunter, hippopotamus, hippositter, hit it and forget it, hit it and quit it, hog callin, hog hard or hog home, hog hunter, hog lining, hog n jog, hog night, hog slamming, hog style, hogger, hoggers, hoggie, hogging, hoggy, honkers, huge knockers, hugers, jell-o slapping, jellbows, jello jiggler, jelly fucking, jelly jumper, jelly rolled, jellyrolling, jiggletastic, jigglies, jugaboos, juggaload, juggantic, juggatits, jugged, jugger lugger, juggernaut, junk in the trunk, junk sex, junkwagon, laardvark, lard golem, lard lover, lardass, lardbanger, lardcore, lardgina, lardie, large and in charge, large breasted, large naturals, larggies, love 'em and leave 'em, love handles, manatee, mass ass, melon fest, moped, moped chick, moped women, muffin top, muffin tops, mystery taxi, nail the whale, obesatron, obesefemaphilia, obeseiality, obeselete, obeser, obeserexic, obesies, omega mu, once fat bitch, one night standable, one nighter deluxe, over the shoulder boulder holder, overweight, pear, pig belly, pig farm, pig farmer, pig fuckers, pig lotto, pig muffin, pig party, pigasm, plumpa lumpa, plumper, plumper humper, plump monkey, plumpadunk, plumper pumper, plumped, plumpette, plumpfuck, plumpies, plumping, pork diving, pork muffin, pork party, pork popper, pork pounder, porke, potato cobbler, practice girl, pudfucker, pudge packer, pudgedumpling, pudger, ride the ripples, rod knockers, salad dodger, sealfuck, secret fatty, secret sex, slam pig, slapper, slump buster, slumpbuster, slutapotamus, slutfishing, slutmuffin, smuggling play doh, snack slut, splosher, ssbbw, suspension breaker, swamp donkey, swampdonk, tennessee, tennessee girl, thunder pig, too much ham for two eggs, too much junk in the trunk, trampoline dogging, truffle hunter, tubby, ugly lights, veet, veeter, veetology, vitellius, walk of shame, war pig, warpig, watermelon smuggler, whale, whale hunting, whale rider, whale tagger, whale whomping, whalefuck, whalette, badonkadonk, bacon banger, bacon-up that ass, bash and dash, bathtards, battle toad, bazooms, bbw, beached whale, beer goggles, big ass, big ass hoes, big ass tittys, big boned girl, big boobs, big boobs bertha, big booty, big booty chaser, big fat flatty, big flat fatty, big girl, big 'ol yamz, big tits, big 'uns, big'ems, bigbunnies, biggies, bigguns, bigits, bikini beef, bikini whale, blimp, blimper, blimpy, bloatation, bloatmonger, blockormore, blubber block, blubber bumper, blubberfuck, blubbernaut, blubbervagine, blubbies, boingly-doinglies, boob skank, boobified, booblock, boobzilla, boomsheeka, booty call, bounce for the ounce, bouncing milktrucks, bra buster, brabuster, buffalo butt, buffalo chicks, buffalo pancake, buffalo screamer, buffaloed, buffet, buffet bang, buffet queen, buffet slayer, buffeteers, burgertime, busty, butterass, butterball, butterbody, buttereverything
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Acronym: Friend I'd Like to Fuck
John: Corey, your friend Allie is fine, yo!
Corey: Word! She's a total FILF.
See sex, friend, hot, dirty, fishbox
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freshman i'd like to fuck.
day-um
thats a FILF
See filf, miltf, gilf, fuck, freshman, high, school
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Fatty id like to fuck.
I'd totally do that oversized filf.
See milf, filf, gilf, fatty, pilf, fylf, filth, philth
