What is Filipino Toilet Paper?


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1. Any natural material (ex. banana leaves, burlap strips, etc.) that is used instead of real toilet paper, when you wipe your ass. In some parts of the Philippines (see bacolod ), no material is used...just the bare fingers, which are rinsed afterwards. Disgusting but unfortunately true.

2. A really bad newspaper with a douche bag queen as editor.

1. Once, I had to pull off the road because of a diarrhea attack. I ran into the woods and used filipino toilet paper to clean up the filthy mess. Good thing there was a stream nearby.

2. See the visayan daily star.

See filipino, toilet, paper, ass, wipe


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