Filthy Colgate

What is Filthy Colgate?


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A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."

When my grandma gets drunk, she occasionally pays the local paper boy to give her a filthy colgate.

See hot carl, glass bottom boat, dirty sanchez, spider man


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