What is Filthy Colgate?
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A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."
When my grandma gets drunk, she occasionally pays the local paper boy to give her a filthy colgate.
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A male (usually white) who is wanted by ladies, so he can make sweet, hot, passionate sex at them.
man, i wish I was a zach humphrey
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