Filthy Colgate

What is Filthy Colgate?


1.

A man deficates on a woman's chest, then tittyfucks her. She opens her mouth so that he can, in effect, brush her teeth with his "filthy tooth brush."

When my grandma gets drunk, she occasionally pays the local paper boy to give her a filthy colgate.

See hot carl, glass bottom boat, dirty sanchez, spider man


15

Random Words:

1. a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth.. smoking causes guys to kiss women..
1. 1)A funeral song; an elegy; a dirge. 2)A bitchin' It Dies Today song... 1)The naenia played at her funeral made me even more sad...
1. an excess amount of energy caused by a massive adrenaline dump or consumption of too many energy drinks I just drank my first Monster...