Filthy Jesus

What is Filthy Jesus?


1.

When one performs anal intercourse while moaning a "hail Mary."

Afterwards the male withdraws his fecal covered penis and scrapes off a sample of the blessed shitwith two fingers and smears it in the shape of a cross on the subject's forehead as a priest would.

"I stayed late after church and old Father Monroe gave me a filthy Jesus ...The stench was unbearable and it still won't wash off. Crazy enough, I haven't missed church since."

See filthy, sanchez, rodriguez, poop, anal, sex, priest, holy, blessed

2.

A sex fetish that involves one participant to be tied up on a crucifix to resemble Jesus Christ. After this is done, multiple partners defficate and urinate on this person.

I'm really in the mood to do a Filthy Jesus tonight, let's call kevin.

See jesus, filthy, crucifix, sex, fetish


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