What is Filthy Maitland?
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Introducing an Irn-Bru bottle up a lady's poontang with one hand while inserting the spare hand up the anus to remove the lid through the recto-vaginal wall. The liquid is then consumed direct as it gushes from the lady canal.
"I had just come back from a highland-flinging marathon and me lassie was demandng a wee bit of me caber. I was so thirsty i whipped out an irn-bru and gave her the old Filthy Maitland."
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A bad thing. Negative term. Simillar in use to unfair or foolish.
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Vagina whose labia is brown and loose. Resembling roast beef samich meat.
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A very large, somewhat cute, sometimes obese, big THANG. I made it up when I was 5 and came across it again while watching old home vide..
