Filthy Martha Stuart

What is Filthy Martha Stuart?


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When a man stirs cooking utensils around in his girlfriends vagina for pleasure and satisfaction.

"My girlfriend was trying to cook...then I started giving her a Filthy Martha Stuart.


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