What is Fims?
1.
Acronym: Foot In Mouth Syndrome
Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.
Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.
John: "The boss is being a complete idiot - he's gotta start listening to reason"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"
2.
Fake rims. The cheap plastic snap on rim/spinner you can buy at walmart for a couple of bucks.
Bill: Yo, look at john's brand new shiny rims, must be expensive.
Kevin: Nah, he just bought the fims from walmart
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