Fims

What is Fims?


1.

Acronym: Foot In Mouth Syndrome

Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.

Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.

John: "The boss is being a complete idiot - he's gotta start listening to reason"

Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."

John: "d-oh!"

Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"

2.

Fake rims. The cheap plastic snap on rim/spinner you can buy at walmart for a couple of bucks.

Bill: Yo, look at john's brand new shiny rims, must be expensive.

Kevin: Nah, he just bought the fims from walmart

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