Final Countdown

What is Final Countdown?


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A dude straps C4 to the inside of a terminally ill woman, with the objective of seeing if she dies first from her illness or from his penis detonating the explosive.

That final countdown the other night totally blew my dick off!

See illness, sex, vagina


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