What is Finan?
1.
To swing into climactic end-of-times orgasms when a minor weather event occurs, including but not limited to panicking a community with portents of floods, avalanches, and tsunamis when 2 drops of water hit the earth. Attributed to weatherman Mark Finan of KCRA news of Sacramento, California.
My mom went Finan and left 7 messages on my machine when she heard it was raining downtown.
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2.
a girl who has blonde hair and is extremely pretty...
Britney Spears can be considered a Finan.