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The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath...
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The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a ..
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Masturbating in the bathroom of an airplane in-flight.
I was feeling horny and the flight attendants were looking pretty hot. We weren&..