What is Finding Christmas Present?

1.

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.

Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?

Speaker2: No, what happened?

Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

See in the closet, come out of the closet, homosexual, lesbian, gay
22

Random Words:

Baccamorte
1. "Dead codfish"; derrived from the Italian words "baccalà" (codfish) and "morto" (dead). Used to call someo..
Read more
Zero To Ohhh!
1. The time it takes, from the start of sex, to make a woman have an orgasm She was so turned on last night she went from zero to ohhh! in..
Read more
Leg Sandwich
1. When facing your lover in bed, place on leg on top of another, another top of that, and the last on top of all three. The leg sandwich e..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free