What is Finding Christmas Present?

1.

Derived from the proverbial closet (ie. coming out of the closet).

A term used for homosexual people who are so far in denial that they are in a serious relationship with a person of the opposite gender or married with or without kids.

Ex1: Speaker1: Did you hear how Lisa's mom and dad split?

Speaker2: No, what happened?

Speaker1: Her mom was finding Christmas Presents.

Ex2: Either the chick is blind and needs to be led around, or that guy is so finding Christmas presents.

See in the closet, come out of the closet, homosexual, lesbian, gay
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