What is Finding Five Dollars?
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A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.
"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"
Random Words:
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A mixture of 3 STD's - gonorrhea, syphilis, and AID's.
Eww, that slut has gonorrheasyphilaids.
The hooker gave me gonorrheas..
