Findlay Slip N'slide

What is Findlay Slip N'slide?


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Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.

Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.

See wet, sticky, smelly, dirty, fun


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