Fing Edit Meaning

1.

What I never see fingers do.

Oh, there they go.

See Otto

2.

Fing is a wordused by those too lazyto writeeffing.

I overheardthe shopproprietor referto a lazyassistant as an fing so and so.

See foul, language, mouth, soap, tongue

3.

To forcefully stick your fingers in someones stomach or sides causing pain, but also tickling them at the same time.

"My little brother was being annoying, so instead of hitting him and getting in trouble by my parents, I decided to fing him."

4.

much lazier way to say "thing."

ya fink ya can get away wiv everfing, bruv.

5.

when your so baked, you look down at your fingers and wonder why the hell they call them fingers and not phalanges.

they call them fingers but i never see them fing. oh, there they go.

See hand, nails, high, stoned, baked

6.

An obtuse contraction of "fucking." Can be used in general conversation without implying a profanity or an obscenity

Replaces the obvious: "frigging," "fricking," or "freaking."

Not original...read in a recent--2004/5--best-selling, fiction novel.

That "fing" guy is talking over my intelligent conversation.

7.

shortened version of the word fingerbang, which is totally mierke.

Donny and Ed used to talk about who they would fing as they passed their new piece from person to person.