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A weekend in which is spent mostly with your hand and your penis.
"I just totally had a penis weekend!"
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Sexual molestation, especially the giving of manual stimulation with ones hand to a minor.
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One who is overly protective of their foods, especially Twinkies, hence the name.
Keith: Hey, can I have a Twinkie or some Fruit Loops?..