Finger Fungus

What is Finger Fungus?

A wedding ring on one's finger making them unavailable for dating.

Jane: Wow, look at that hottie over there!

Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.

Jane: Damn!

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