What is Finger Phobia?
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Having a fear of people's fingers whether they are:
1.) Deformed.
2.) Unusually positioned while doing something.
3.) Smelly.
4.) Or just funny looking in general.
A-"Look, look at her fingers when she does that!"
G-"Oh geez, she looks like she has fingers like a crab!"
A-"Uh oh. You and I have finger phobia!"
G-"I guess we do :/"
A-"True Life: I have finger phobia."
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UK Fenland slang for taking it up the arse. After supposedly a girl called steph died from continuous bum sex! Go figure
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