What is Finger Splint?
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A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.
"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"
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From the latin for bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a scrapped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking..
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to shove a vagina in someone's face.
That stripper kept flounder pounding me last night.
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