What is Finger Stalker?
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A person who conducts a relentless online search for all facts and fabrications posted about a person who was in your past, who you want to be in your present or who will be in your future filing a restraining order.
Before my high school reunion I wanted to see if I could find out more about the guy who dumped me so I decided to be a finger stalker by Googling him repeatedly until I found any compromising, embarrassing, or mundane details about his life.
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Disorder involving irrational emotional attachment to your Roomba as a family pet.
One feels bad for the Roomba in a trapped location. ..
