What is Finger Turtle?
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When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
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n: a fart freshly caught in someones hand.
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the four legged frame that old people use to clamber along the side walk, if any hope maybe into the road!
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sex position that involves the penitration of the asshole with a lightbulb during the sexual intercourse with a gaggle of silverback ape..
