Finger Turtle

What is Finger Turtle?

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When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

See finger, turtle, bathroom, shit, chinese
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