What is Finger Turtle?
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When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
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Random Words:
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A word said when high
dude your ripped, like a Grimpanzie
See Nick..
love, angel, music, baby, hurry up and call me crazy.. oh the riches, don't mean anything--- Rich Girl..
