What is Finger Turtle?
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When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
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Queensland Slang for the act of Sodomy, often used in conjunction with "Ride your neck" referring to the act of oral sex.
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to give someone a hug.
I'll butter your waffle, John.
i.e. I'd give you a hug, John.
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The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things..
