Finger Turtle

What is Finger Turtle?

1.

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

See finger, turtle, bathroom, shit, chinese
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