What is Finger Turtle?
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When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
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a term used for a womans brests
damn, that bitch has a great set of jibbly jangs.
all you need is jibbly jangs in your face...
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A hand gun, or a bullet.
"Some hiding spot off underground, an open plot I could climb into;
an iron promise in my mouth."
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