What is Finger Turtle?
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When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
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When something is so freekin sweet it gives you a orgasim
"Wow that hole in 1 was orgasmatatic"
See orgasim, awesome, sweet,..
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Getting steaming drunk and taking lots of drugs
"Oh man, I was so fucking laserbeamed last night!"
See drunk, stoned, fucked..
