What is Finger Turtle?
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When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
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In polish it means to get drunk.
Mostly use when the life is hard of many reasons. You don't care and get drunk to forget.
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the act of snorting cum straight from the penis during ejactulation
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