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When your birthday is near christmas and your parents and or friends are too cheap to buy you separate gifts
Guy 1: What'd you get..
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Someone who posts gay things to urban dictionary that doesnt belong, almost always about twitter (i cant stand that word), facebook, tex..
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After a serious beat-off session or after sex the small amount of leftover semen that oozes out, stains and hardens in ones underwear.
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