What is Fingerjack?
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Jack ones finger into the vagina or anus of a female counterpart. Hopefully while she is drunk or passed out.
I took home a nasty skank from Casey's Bar last night, and proceeded to fingerjack the drunk bitch while she slept in the passenger seat.
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A 1, 000, 000 : 1 ratio, as observed by professor Frink, ie one person in a million will find a joke funny.
A reference to Dennis Mille..