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The dastardly button that seems to jump in front of your mouse cursor when your trying to hit something else. Also applies to keyboard s..
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the backspash of crap that sticks to the underside of the toilet seat after an especially nasty number 2.
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a guy who does not deserve to be fucked because he's not cute or handsome but is lucky to be making out or being fucked by a handom..