What is Finkle?
1.
Getting a handjob through your pants.
Kyle got a finkle because his chick was afraid of pubic hair.
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2.
retarded; a fucking idioit.
why u gotta act like dat, ur such a finkle.
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3.
A Finkle sees the good in situations, always good at cheering people up, and likes to stir things up and makes things more interesting.
Eric is acting like a finkle.
4.
Finkle is a word that was created so we could cuss without getting in troulbe.
2. male/female Genitalia
OUCH! That hurt like a Finkle
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5.
To stalk; to become obsessed with; to be unnecessarily creepy or awkward in public or while socializing, like that one time when he texted you and said he 'lubbed' you; see
Zach and Finkle, together forever.
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6.
1. Laces out. No laces in.
2. To change gender after experiencing an extremely embarrassing situation.
Fundo decided to finkle his sneakers after he tripped over his laces and fell on his medulla oblongata. He was angry.
After tripping on his laces in front of a crowd of four thousand three hundred ninety-seven people, Fundo decided to disappear via methods of finkling.
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7.
omg i just got a finkle headache
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