What is Finlay?
1.
Scottish name meaning "the fair warrior".
Finlay was
Macbeth 's father.
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2.
a really tight homegirl who is reeeaaaallllyyy down
Yo dat bitch is sucha finlay
3.
Commonly thought of as a minor case of gonorrhea, but no, children, it is much more severe than that.
A "finlay" is a serious disease which could be correlated to chlamydia, but much worse. The symptoms of this disease are chronic stupidity, a prominent usage of 1337, and a slight case of complete confusion on one's gender.
Cause of "finlay" is the extreme love for
Preventions are to stay inside the boundaries of Canada and to GTFO the internets.
Jordan: So, uh, baby. Want to get some pizza later?
Co-worker at YMCA: Uh, gross. You got FINLAY!
Jordan: WTF! Only 'cause that slut Jessica gave me JAWNTY!
LULS!
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