What is Finnerty?
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an ancient heraldic name from the county Roscommon in central Ireland, dating from the 3100 BC, named by king Foinne Natca, meaning White Snow in Gaelic. from his name comes Finnerty, Finney, Finnely and other such deritives. so, the name Finnerty is as old as the pyramids. stupid name, eh?
the Finnerty's emigrated in 1848 in Boston.
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an easily scared pirate whose weapon of choice is a cup of hot coffee. it resides its natural habitat, tripping on the occasional sidewalk, crying at "emotional" parts of movies, as well as watching elimidate.
in the same family as the gavenda and the garbarino, this species can be found eating anything but canteloupe or honeydew.
"Did you just see that girl fall? She totally pulled a finnerty."
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Dumb as rocks.etely and utterly retarded...The antonym of rescourceful. Can be used to describe the opposite of anything intelligent
Leaving your purse/wallet in a room full of complete strangers a finnerty thing to do.
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An adjective that is reserved for an action so ridiculous, so ignorant, that one one type of person would ever commit it.
This "no parking" spot is reserved for finnerty people only.