What is Finnish-american?
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The best of both worlds. A loud mouth who can drink you under the table. A polar bear, who can stand the boiling heat of a sauna, drink a cold beer and jump into a frozen lake, all while rocking out to Jimi Hendrix version of the Star Spangled Banner. Someone who gets drunk in Finland, and yells at people driving by in English. But then talks shit about people in America in Finnish. A person with true SISU.
"I'm Finnish-American"
"That's cool. I knew this Finnish guy once. But he didn't speak Finnish. Just some words his gramma taught him."
"What the hell was the point of that story?"
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