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dumb ass cunt bimbo from Brazil that looks 12 who developed early and started giving hand jobs when she was 9. T is believed she it has failed repeatedly three times and was 17 when she it was in 8th grade. It is a Brazilian ogre which is disguised to fit regularly in the surroundings of average people as a revolting human. Now, she it can’t stand to look at herself itself in the mirror because all it sees is a whore. Thus, it picks on others to avoid the inevitable realization that once her it’s body’s used up by age 19, she’s it’s gonna be a worn-out, chalky-skinned, burlap sack that even her its step dad won’t want. Due to the fact, no one would date her, it, her it’s desperation came into effect as it goes out with the pussiest faggot ever to walk the surface of the Earth (Chris Ballsack). Speaking of ball sacks, our intimate researchers who were hiding in her its lair have discovered that Fiona is nonetheless a transvestite which possesses both male and female organs. Our correspondents have also discovered that Fionna has a large amount of pubic hair that looks like Romeo’s fake afro. It is contemplated to be THE ugliest thing ever to walk Earth and has entered the Guinness Book of World Records (as of 2009) to be the most repulsive creature discovered. As a side note, it defended Chris Ballsack because he can’t fight his own battles and almost got her its identity revealed to the public. Her it name is often used to “bless” someone when they sneeze with the addition of the word “chop” from Slap-chop. SDC III has mostly made fun of how he likes her to piss Chris Ballsack off into fighting him a second round. Beware if u ever see her it. She it may just come out and molest you for nothing.
SDC III: There goes ma baby Fionna.
Fionna: (cusses at SDC III in some chonga ass Brazilian language)
SDC III: (threatens Chris in some way) A'ight, Ima hit ur crib later. Have ma money and stay fresh. Ciao babe.
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