What is Fip?
1.
n. frikkin' Illinois people
usually referring to crappy drivers of cars from said state
also generic term for people from Illinois as they lack a good word for themselves (Illinoisian is not a word)
That fip just cut me off!
2.
Fucking Illinois Person (or People) - Usually upper-middle-class/rich folks from Chicago who infest every bit of nice land throughout the Midwest with their big egos, personalized license plates, and undisciplined snotty children. Often confused and believe the local laws don't apply to them. Usually they drive like they're still in the "city" and with total disregard of others on the road. See also
1. "Damned FIP in his Lexus SUV just cut me off trying to make a right turn on red without using his turn signals!"
2. "What do you mean you don't carry the Chicago Tribune?" -to a clerk in a convenience store in rural Wisconsin...
3. "Did you hear some FIP just bought the old store on the corner to turn it into a bed and breakfast?"
4. "Hey check out that BMW at the Starbuck's - must be a FIP ... yup sure is..."
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3.
Fake Internal Pop
The cable version of the climax in which both partners shudder violently as if the male is coming inside of the female.
That last Ruby Rails movie, "Hobo gangbang 7: slutty tramps and railroad scamps", was such a tease. Who wants to watch 2 hours of FIP's and dudes cooking meals in tin cans?
4.
Noun, acronym for "Fucking Illinois People" or "Fucking Illinois Person." Known to be used by residents of Michigan and Wisconsin, but possibly by people all over the world; anywhere Illinois people are regarded as inferior to others.
I almost got into a car accident on the way to work to day, some stupid Fip was unclear about what a red traffic light signifies.
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5.
Acronym for flakey idaho person. One who resides in the state of idaho and who more often than not flakes out when they promise to be somewhere or do something
Rose: Hey where is Rio i thought she said she was coming?
Franklin: Nah, she's being a FIP.
Rose: This is the third time Sara has asked to meet somewhere and then stood me up!
Understanding Friend: Oh, but this is idaho, right? She's just being a fip.
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6.
Xanax in all forms, mainly bars
You got them fips?
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7.
Is the word for female masterbation
"mmmm im fipping to you bb".
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